In this post I am taking a look at the best quotes from the critically acclaimed television show, WandaVision. The series – which focuses on the relationship between Wanda Maximoff and the Vision – stars Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany, and is one of the most fascinating entries in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Set around the concept of a town trapped inside a series of sitcoms, the show is filled with in-jokes, comic book references, and intriguing ideas. It is also crammed full of dialogue which is loaded with double meanings.
Below you will find a selection of dialogue, spoken by a collection of characters from the show. So, if you are keen to revisit some of the words that are uttered throughout the series, be sure to keep reading.
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The best quotes from WandaVision
Vision – “Wanda, is there something special about today?”
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Agatha Harkness – “Oh, hello dear, I’m Agnes, your neighbour to the right. My right, not yours.”
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Wanda – “Oh, Agnes, you’re a lifesaver.”
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Wanda – “We are an unusual couple, you know.’
Vision – “Oh, I don’t think that was ever in question.”
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Wanda – “Are you using your night vision, Vision?”
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Wanda – “You really are very dashing.”
Vision – “Hm, thank you darling.”
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Vision – “Um, Wanda, are you not at all worried that the audience might just see through this little charade?”
Wanda – “Well, that’s the whole point. In a real magic act, everything is fake.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Look, it’s the star of the show.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?”
Wanda – “Is it about the way I’m dressed?”
Agatha Harkness – “Yes, but it’s too late for that.”
Agatha Harkness – “Dottie is the key to everything in this town. Country club memberships, parties, school admissions.”
Wanda – “Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
Agatha Harkness – “You get in with Dottie and it’ll be smooth sailing from here on out. Just mind your Ps and Qs and you’re gonna do just fine.”
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Dottie Jones – “The devil’s in the details, Bev.”
Agatha – “That’s not the only place he is.”
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Dottie Jones – “All of this is for the children.”
Everyone – “For the children.”
Wanda – “For the children.”
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Wanda – “I am Glamour and he’s Illusion.”
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Vision – “Tonight, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions, because human beings are easily fooled, due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.”
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Wanda – “If only you all knew our secret.”
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Wanda – “Now let’s get out of here before Dottie and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show.”
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Wanda – “Do you think they know it’s my fault?”
Vision – “Our neighbours?”
Wanda – “Well, yes. With all the close calls we’ve been having, it seems the people of Westview are always on the verge of discovering our secret.”
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Wanda – “I’m a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.”
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Jimmy Woo – “So you’re saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?”
Darcy Lewis – “It’s a working theory.”
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Monica Rambeau – “It’s Wanda. It’s all Wanda.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Anyway, Aunty Agnes is here and I’ve got a couple of tricks up my sleeve.”
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Tyler Hayward – “What’s the first thing you do remember?”
Monica Rambeau – “Pain. And then, Wanda’s voice in my head.”
Tyler Hayward – “Did you try to resist?”
Monica Rambeau – “There was this feeling keeping me down; this… hopeless feeling, like drowning. It was grief.”
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Darcy – “Wanda decides what makes it onto her show and what doesn’t.”
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Vision – “What is outside of Westview?
Wanda – “You don’t want to know, I promise you.”
Vision – “You don’t get to make that choice for me, Wanda.”
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Pietro – “Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin’ sister to death or what?”
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Monica Rambeau – “If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.”
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Pietro – “Unleash hell, demon spawn.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Am I dead?”
Vision – “No, no. Why would you think that?”
Agatha Harkness – “Because you are.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Okie dokie, neighbour.”
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Agatha Harkness – “I think I got there in the nick of time, because she is one split-end away from cutting her own bangs.”
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Wanda – “Go with Agnes.”
Agatha Harkness – “I promise I won’t bite.”
Agatha Harkness – “Actually I did bite a kid once.”
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Billy – “You’re quiet Agnes. On the inside.”
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Vision – “So, Wanda killed me?”
Darcy – “Yes, but it’s not that simple. You asked her to do it.”
Vision – “Why would I have done that?”
Darcy – “To save the universe. Well, half of it.”
Vision – “Did it work?”
Darcy – “It did. Until the bad guy rewound time and killed you himself.”
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Monica Rambeau – “You see, that’s where you and Heyward differ. He’s gonna burn Westview to the ground, just to get what he wants. Don’t let him make you the villain.”
Wanda – “Maybe I already am.”
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Agatha Harkness – “Wanda, Wanda, you didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town did you? The name’s Agatha Harkness – lovely to finally meet you dear.”
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Wanda – “Who *are* you?”
Agatha Harkness – “Who are *you*?
Agatha Harkness – “All those costumes and hairstyles, ah, I was so patient, waiting for you to reveal your true self. I got close with fake Pietro – Fietro if you will – but no dice.”
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Agatha Harkness – “What’s your secret, sister?”
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Agatha Harkness – “Same story, different century. It’ll always be torches pitchforks for ladies like us, Wanda.”
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Wanda – “Boys, handle the military – mommy will be right back.”
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Vision – “You are familiar with the thought experiment, the ship of Theseus in the field of identity metaphysics?
White Vision – “Naturally.”
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Wanda – “You know, a family is forever.”
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Wanda – “Boys, thanks for choosing me to be your mom.”
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Vision – “We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason…
Wanda – “…we’ll say hello again.”
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And finally…
Vision – “I’ve always been alone, so I don’t feel the lack – it’s all I’ve ever known. I’ve never experienced loss because I’ve never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?”
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