In this post I am taking a look at the best quotes from the Blade movie trilogy: Blade (1998), Blade II (2002), and Blade: Trinity (2004). The films – which star Wesley Snipes as the half-human, half-vampire Marvel hero – have produced some memorable dialogue, always worth a revisit.
Below you will find a mix of lines from all three films. Some of the quotes are from Blade himself, while others come from other great characters from the movie series.
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The best Blade quotes
Blade – “You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it: the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to PULL THE TRIGGER!”
Blade (1998)
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Blade – “You’re human.”
Kounen – “Barely. I’m a lawyer.”
Blade II (2002)
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Hannibal King – “She’s making playlists. She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. It’s like her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark core, trip-hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. Me, I’m more of a David Hasselhof fan, you know?”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Blade – “OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and holy water don’t do dick so forget what you’ve seen in the movies. You use a wooden stake, silver or sunlight to kill them. You know how to use one of these?”
Dr. Karen Jenson – “No, but I’ll damn sure learn quick.”
Blade – “Safety’s off, round’s already chambered. Silver hollow-point bullets filled with garlic. You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else, it’s your ass.”
Blade (1998)
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Scud – “Lock up your daughters, boys and girls, the Dark Knight returns.”
Blade II (2002)
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Danica Talos – “Tell us about Blade, King. What’s this weapon he’s been planning?”
Hannibal King – “I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Blade – “There are worse things out tonight than vampires.”
Dr. Karen Jenson – “Like what?”
Blade – “Like me.”
Blade (1998)
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Reinhardt – “Hmm. Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, “Want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself.”
Blade II (2002)
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Hannibal King – “Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.”
Blade – “How do you bankroll this operation?”
Hannibal King – “I date a lot of older men.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Blade – “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
Blade (1998)
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Dracula – “There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn’t you like that? Wouldn’t you accept that gift?”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Deacon Frost – “You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.”
Blade (1998)
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Blade – “You give Frost a message from me. You tell him it’s open season on all suckheads.”
Blade (1998)
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Chupa – “Let me ask one question… how the hell we gonna find these Reapers?”
Blade – “We won’t have to. They’ll come to us.”
Chupa – “What is this shit?”
Nyssa – “Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They’re gonna key to it.”
Reinhardt – “They want us to spray on some suckpuppy’s nut juice?”
Blade II (2002)
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Danica Talos – “You’re tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel?”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Dr. Karen Jenson – “You’re one of them, aren’t you?”
Blade – “No, I’m something else.”
Blade (1998)
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Deacon Frost – “You can’t keep denying what you are, man. You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can’t. They’re afraid of you.”
Blade (1998)
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Dracula – “Kill one man, you’re a murderer, kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Pearl – “He’s going to kill me! You need me, Frost! You need me!”
Frost – “Pearl, you’re history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity.”
Blade (1998)
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Whistler – “Christ! I’m too old for this! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!”
Blade (1998)
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Blade – “I have spent my whole life lookin’ for that thing that killed my mother, and made me what I am. And every time I take one of those monsters out, I get a little piece of that life back.”
Blade (1998)
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Nomak – “Vampires… I hate vampires…”
Blade II (2002)
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Hannibal King – “Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Say we’re successful, say we wipe out all the vampires. What then? Huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don’t picture you teaching Karate at the local Y.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Dracula – “Look at them down there, scurrying around like insects. They don’t know anything about honour or living by the sword. Not like you and I do. Do you think they could ever grasp what it means to be immortal?”
Blade – “You’re not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.”
Dracula – “Perhaps I will too, then. But I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before mine.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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And finally…
Hannibal King – “We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.”
Blade – “Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.”
Hannibal King – “Well, we were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken.”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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