In this post I am running through the best Spider-Man movie quotes. These are the best lines spoken across the Spider-Man movie series, either from Peter Parker/Spider-Man, or one of his friends or enemies.
This post includes lines from multiple Spidey movies, including Spider-Man (2002), Spider-Man 2 (2004), Spider-Man 3 (2007), The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Avengers: Endgame (2019), and Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019).
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The best Spider-Man movie quotes
Peter Parker – “Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. But let me assure you: This, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl. That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I’ve loved since before I even liked girls.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Nick Fury – “We have a job to do, and you’re coming with us.”
Peter Parker – “There’s gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?”
Nick Fury – “Off-world.”
Peter Parker – “Doctor Strange.”
Maria Hill – “Unavailable.”
Peter Parker – “Captain Marvel.”
Nick Fury – “Don’t you invoke her name!”
Peter Parker – “I’m just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.”
Nick Fury – “Bitch, please! You’ve been to space.”
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
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Uncle Ben – “Peter, look. You’re changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age.”
Peter Parker – “No. Not exactly.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Adrian Toomes – “Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?”
Spider-Man – “I’m not old enough to drink.”
Adrian Toomes – “Right answer.”
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Uncle Ben – “Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Mary Jane – “Who are you?”
Spider-Man – “You know who I am.”
Mary Jane – “I do?”
Spider-Man – “Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Mary Jane – “Has he mentioned me?”
Peter Parker – “Yeah.”
Mary Jane – “What’d he say?”
Peter Parker – “Uh… I said… he asked me what I thought about you.”
Mary Jane – “And what did you say?”
Peter Parker – “I said… uh… Spider-Man, I said uh… The great thing about MJ is… when you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours… everything… feels… not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is… you don’t know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable and you weren’t ready for it.”
Mary Jane – “You said that?”
Peter Parker – “Well, something like that.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Peter Parker – “Spider-Man wasn’t trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That’s slander.”
J. Jonah Jameson – “It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Miles Morales – “When will I know I’m ready?”
Peter B. Parker – “You won’t. It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.”
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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Peter Parker – “MJ, I…”
MJ – “…am Spider-Man?”
Peter Parker – “No. Of course not!”
MJ – “I mean it’s… kind of obvious.”
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
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Spider-Man – “I got this. I got this. Okay, I don’t got this. Help, somebody help!”
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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Peter Parker – “I don’t need your help.”
Mary Jane Watson – “Everybody needs help sometimes, Peter. Even Spider-Man.”
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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Peter Parker – “Sometimes… to do what’s right… we must be steady… and give up the things we desire the most… even our dreams.”
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Peter Parker – “You’re trash, Brock.”
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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Gwen Stacy – “How did you get out there?”
Peter Parker – “Uh, the fire escape. Your doorman’s intimidating.”
Gwen Stacy – “It’s 20 stories.”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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Norman Osborn – “Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in you. I’ve been like a father to you… be a son to me now.”
Spider-Man – “I have a father. His name was Ben Parker.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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Peter Parker – “I’m backup.”
Tony Stark – “No, you’re a stowaway. The adults are talking.”
Doctor Strange – “I’m sorry, I’m confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?”
Peter Parker – “No. I’m Peter, by the way.”
Doctor Strange – “Doctor Strange.”
Peter Parker – “Oh, you’re using made-up names. Um… I’m Spider-Man, then.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Happy Hogan – “You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?”
Peter Parker – “I gotta go.”
Happy Hogan – “You do not ghost Nick Fury!”
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
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Spider-Man – “I’m gonna throw you out the window now.”
Gwen Stacy – “What?”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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Peter B. Parker – “All right, time to swing, just like I taught you.”
Miles Morales – “When did you teach me that?”
Peter B. Parker – “I didn’t. It’s a little joke for team-building.”
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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Peter Parker – “Eddie, the suit, you’ve got to take it off.”
Eddie Brock – “Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
Peter Parker – “I know what it feels like. It feels good. The power. Everything. But you’ll lose yourself. It’ll destroy you. Let it go.”
Venom – “I like being bad. It makes me happy.”
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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Spider-Man – “Uh-oh. Somebody’s been a bad lizard.”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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J. Jonah Jameson – “There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that’s not all folks, here’s the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.”
Mysterio – “Spider-Man’s real… Spider-Man’s real name is – Spider-Man’s name is Peter Parker!”
Spider-Man – “What the fu – !”
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
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Henry Jackson – “Hi, Peter!”
Peter Parker – “Hey, Henry! You’ve grown tall.”
May Parker – “You’ll never guess who he wants to be… Spider-Man!”
Peter Parker – “Why?”
May Parker – “He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.”
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Gwen Stacy – “Easy, Bug Boy.”
Peter Parker – “What did you call me?”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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Ben Parker – “Peter? I know things have been difficult lately and I’m sorry about that. I think I know what you’re feeling. Ever since you were a little boy, you’ve been living with so many unresolved things. Well, take it from an old man. Those things send us down a road… they make us who we are. And if anyone’s destined for greatness, it’s you, son. You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter. You’re my hero… and I love you!”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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Mr. Ditkovitch – “Rent!”
Peter Parker – “Not now!”
Mr. Ditkovitch – “This is a free country, not a rent-free country.”
Peter Parker – “Leave me alone.”
Mr. Ditkovitch – “Give me rent!”
Peter Parker – “You get you’re rent if you fix this DAMN DOOR!”
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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Spider-Man – “Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I’m really strong and I’m… sticky!”
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
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Aunt May – “Hey, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, I do the laundry.”
Peter Parker – “I’m doing my laundry.”
Aunt May – “No, I do the laundry. No, I this is my job. I’ve been doing your laundry since you were 6 years old.”
Peter Parker – “I understand that. I’m in college now. I think it’s time I took care of my own dirty underwear.”
Aunt May – “Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.”
Peter Parker – “That was a mistake. Because I washing the American flag.”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
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Aunt May – “What happened to your face? It’s filthy.”
Peter Parker – “It is?”
Aunt May – “Yes!”
Peter Parker – “Oh, yeah, yeah, I was cleaning the chimney.”
Aunt May – “We have no chimney.”
Peter Parker – “Whaaat?”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
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Spider-Man – “Hey, Happy! Um, here’s my report for tonight. I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Couldn’t find the owner, so I just left a note. Um… I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro. So, I just, um, feel like I could be doing more. You know? Just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. So, yeah, just call me back. It’s Peter. Parker.”
Spider-Man – “Why would I tell him about the churro?”
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Gwen Stacy – “Peter. What happened?”
Peter Parker – “You should see the other guy. The other guy, in this instance, being a giant mutant lizard.”
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
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Peter Parker – “I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.”
Ben Parker – “You’ve been given a gift, Peter. With great power, comes great responsibility.”
Ben Parker – “Take my hand, son.”
Peter Parker – “No, Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m Spider-Man… no more. No more.”
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Spider-Man – “Wait a minute… You guys aren’t the real Avengers! I can tell. Hulk gives it away.”
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Electro – “You’re too late, Spider-Man. I designed this power grid. Now I’m gonna take back what is rightfully mine. I will control everything. And I will be like a god to them.”
Spider-Man – “A god named Sparkles?”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
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Peter Parker – “Flint Marko. The man who killed Uncle Ben, he was killed last night.”
Aunt May – “Oh, my. What happened?”
Peter Parker – “Spider-Man killed him.”
Aunt May – “Spider-Man? I don’t understand, Spider-Man doesn’t kill people. What happened?”
Peter Parker – “I, uh… He… he was… I thought that – That you’d feel… He deserved it, didn’t he?”
Aunt May – “I don’t think it’s for us to say whether a person deserves to live or die.”
Peter Parker – “But, Aunt May, he killed Uncle Ben.”
Aunt May – “Uncle Ben meant the world to us. But he wouldn’t want us living one second with revenge in our hearts. It’s like a poison. It can – It can take you over. Before you know it, turn us into something ugly.”
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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Adrian Toomes – “Peter, you’re young. You don’t understand how the world works.”
Peter Parker – “Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!”
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Gwen Stacy – “I’m coming with you.”
Spider-Man – “Gwen, you’re not coming with me.”
Gwen Stacy – “Yes, I am.”
Spider-Man – “Gwen, it’s too dangerous.”
Gwen Stacy – “I’m coming with you. I’ve seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system.”
Spider-Man – “Gwen.”
Gwen Stacy – “I’m coming with you! You need me!”
Spider-Man – “Okay, shut up. You’re coming with me! Shut the thing.”
(webs Gwen’s wrist to the hood of a police car)
Spider-Man – “Sorry. I love you. Don’t hate me.”
Gwen Stacy – “PETER!”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
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Peter Parker – “Mr. Stark. Hey, Mr. Stark?”
Peter Parker – “Can you hear me? It’s Peter. Hey… we won. Mr. Stark. We won, Mr. Stark. We won, you did it, sir, you did it.”
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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And finally…
Peter Parker – “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-man.”
Spider-Man (2002)
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