As the god of thunder, and one of Marvel’s most iconic characters, Thor sure makes an impression when he wants to. Be it on the printed page or the big screen, he stands out from the crowd, delivering memorable dialogue along the way.

And speaking of memorable dialogue, in this post I am taking a look at some of the best lines Thor has committed to screen. These are Thor’s best quotes; taken from the multiple movies he has appeared in.

I am serving up quotes from The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988), Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012), Thor: The Dark World (2013), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Thor: Ragnarok (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019).

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The best Thor movie quotes

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Thor – “This drink… I like it!”

Darcy – “I know, it’s great right?”

Thor – “ANOTHER!”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – “I need a horse!”

Pet Store Clerk – “We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.”

Thor – “Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – “This will send you back to Hell, you ugly troll!”

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

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Valkyrie – “This team of yours, it got a name?”

Thor – “Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Bruce Banner – “I don’t think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.”

Thor – “Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!”

Natasha Romanoff – “He killed eighty people in two days.”

Thor – “He’s adopted.”

The Avengers (2012)

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Loki – “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.”

Thor – “I said ‘how hard could it be.’”

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

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Thor – “When the troll’s upon you, you’re a mighty fighter.”

Doctor David Banner – “You’re not so bad yourself.”

Thor – “I know.”

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

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Surtur – “Thor, son of Odin.”

Thor – “Surtur! Son of… a bitch! You’re still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.”

Surtur – “I cannot die. Not until I fulfil my destiny, and lay waste to your home.”

Thor – “You know, it’s funny you should mention that. Because I’ve been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The centre of all of it.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “How dare you attack the son of Odin!”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – “What is it that you pound on my door with such insolence?”

Jack McGee – “Insolence? No! Um… I, uh – I’m, uh, looking for a man…”

Thor – “You have found one!”

Jack McGee – “Yeah, but this is a particular man.”

Thor – “Oh, *I* am a particular man.”

Jack McGee – “Name’s, uh, Banion.”

Thor – “Especially about those that I speak with. And I do *not* like your face!”

Jack McGee – “A D. Banion.”

Thor – “You look like a rat-tailed Saxon to me or a thieving Celt!”

Jack McGee – “I – I just came up here looking for this Banion…”

Thor – “Well, then you have found him, mush-spine! I am Banion!”

Jack McGee – “You – *you’re* Banion?”

Jack McGee – “Well, I, uh – this must be a, uh, *another* Banion. Uh, I’m sorry to have bothered you. Ha-have a nice day.”

(McGee turns and walks off)

Thor – “I’m learning to be subtle. The enemy retreats with never a blow struck!”

Donald Blake – “Yeah, real subtle.”

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

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Thor – “IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?”

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

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Loki – “Satisfaction’s not in my nature!”

Thor – “Surrender’s not in mine!”

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

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Thor – “Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – “I have unfinished business with Loki.”

Clint Barton – “Yeah? Get in line.”

The Avengers (2012)

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Rocket Raccoon – “This is Thanos we’re talking about. He’s the toughest there is.”

Thor – “Well, he’s never fought me.”

Rocket Raccoon – “Yeah, he has.”

Thor – “He’s never fought me twice.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Quinjet Computer – “Welcome. Voice activation required.”

Thor – “Thor.”

Quinjet Computer – “Access denied.”

Thor – “Thor, God of Thunder.”

Quinjet Computer – “Access denied.”

Thor – “Son of Odin.”

Quinjet Computer – “Access denied.”

Thor – “Strongest Avenger.”

Quinjet Computer – “Access denied.”

Thor – “Strongest Avenger!”

Quinjet Computer – “Access denied.”

Thor – “Damn you, Stark. Point Break.”

Quinjet Computer – “Welcome, Point Break.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Eitri – “You understand, boy, you’re about to take the full force of a star. It’ll kill you.”

Thor – “Only if I die.”

Eitri – “Yes. That’s what… killing you means.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Odin – “You’ll be a wise king.”

Thor – “There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.”

Odin – “You’ve already made me proud.”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – “There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they’re with the Avengers.”

Peter Quill – “The Avengers?”

Thor – “The Earth’s mightiest heroes.”

Mantis – “Like Kevin Bacon?”

Thor – “He may be on the team. I don’t know, I haven’t been there in a while.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “So, Earth has… wizards now, huh?”

Doctor Strange – “The preferred term is Master of The Mystic Arts.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Sif – “I’ve got this completely under control!”

Thor – “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

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Hulk – “Hulk always… always angry.”

Thor – “I know. We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.”

Hulk – “Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.”

Thor – “Well, we’re kind of both like fire.”

Hulk – “But Hulk like real fire. Like… raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Bruce Banner – “I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.”

Valkyrie – “He did try to kill me.”

Thor – “Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Blergh, it’s me!”. And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – (Speaking to Valkyrie) “You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “You think me strange?”

Jane Foster – “Yes.”

Thor – “Good strange, or bad strange?”

Jane Foster – “I’m not sure yet…”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – (Speaking to the Hulk) “So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that’s still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.”

Thor (2011)

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Korg – “Thor, he’s back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.”

Thor – “Noobmaster.”

Korg – “Yeah, Noobmaster69.”

Thor – “Noobmaster, hey, it’s Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you’re hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!”

Korg – “Thank you, Thor.”

Thor – “Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?”

Korg – “Thank you very much, I will.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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Thor – “I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “If you knew where he was, why didn’t you call me?”

Doctor Strange – “I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don’t have a phone.”

Thor – “No, I don’t have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It’s called an email.”

Doctor Strange – “Yeah. Do you have a computer?”

Thor – “No. What for?”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “More power, Rabbit!”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That’s life though, isn’t it, I guess.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “Once I retrieve Mjolnir, I will return to you the items they stole from you. Deal?”

Jane Foster – “No. You think you’re gonna just walk in and walk out?”

Thor – “No. I’m gonna fly out.”

Thor (2011)

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Thor – (Upon entering the Guardians’ ship) “Well, the Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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Frigga – “You’re not the Thor I know at all, are you?”

Thor – “Yes, I am.”

Frigga – “The future hasn’t been kind to you, has it?”

Thor – “I didn’t say I was from the future.”

Frigga – “I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.”

Thor – “I’m totally from the future.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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Steve Rogers – “New haircut?”

Thor – “Noticed you’ve copied my beard.”

Thor – “Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.”

Groot – “I am Groot.”

Steve Rogers – “I am Steve Rogers.”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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Thor – “We know each other, he’s a friend from work!”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Thor – “Bring me THANOS!”

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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And finally…

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Rocket – “What did you do?”

Thor – “I went for the head.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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