In this post I am taking a look at the best Guardians of the Galaxy movie quotes. The Guardians have delivered some fantastic and funny pieces of dialogue in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and now is a good time to take a look at the best of the best.
The quotes in this post are taken from multiple Marvel movies including: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019).
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The best Guardians of the Galaxy movie quotes
Drax the Destroyer – “I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.”
Peter Quill – “Thanks.”
Drax the Destroyer – “This dumb tree is also my friend.”
Drax the Destroyer – “And this green whore is also…”
Gamora – “Oh, you must stop!”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Peter Quill – “You look like Mary Poppins.”
Yondu – “Is he cool?”
Peter Quill – “Hell yeah, he’s cool.”
Yondu – “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Gamora – “I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Peter Quill – “I’m gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Bruce Banner – “Buddy, you all right?”
Thor – “Yes, I’m fine! Why, don’t I look all right?”
Rocket – “You look like melted ice cream.”
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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Peter Quill – “Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.”
Drax the Destroyer – “DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.”
Peter Quill – “It’s just a metaphor, dude.”
Rocket Raccoon – “His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.”
Drax the Destroyer – “*Nothing* goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Drax – “Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.”
Tony Stark – “What dance off?”
Peter Quill – “It’s not a… it’s not a… it…”
Peter Parker – “Like in Footloose the movie?”
Peter Quill – “Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?”
Peter Parker – “It never was.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Yondu – “He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Rocket Raccoon – “That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg.”
Peter Quill – “His leg?”
Rocket Raccoon – “Yeah. God knows I don’t need the rest of him. Look at him. He’s useless.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Baby Groot – “I am Groot.”
Yondu – “What’s that?”
Rocket – “He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy.” Only he didn’t use “frickin’.””
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Tony Stark – “You’re from Earth?”
Peter Quill – “I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri.”
Tony Stark – “Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit!”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Peter Quill – “I have a plan.”
Rocket Raccoon – “You’ve got a plan? Okay, first of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan.”
Peter Quill – “I’m not copying you, I have a plan, that’s not that unique of a thing to say.”
Rocket Raccoon – “And secondly, I don’t think you even have a plan.”
Peter Quill – “I have part of a plan.”
Drax the Destroyer – “What percentage of a plan do you have?”
Gamora – “You don’t get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!”
Drax the Destroyer – “I just saved Quill!”
Peter Quill – “We’ve already established that you destroying the ship I’m on is not saving me!”
Drax the Destroyer – “When did we establish that?”
Peter Quill – “Like three seconds ago!”
Drax the Destroyer – “Well I wasn’t listening then, I was thinking of something else…”
Rocket Raccoon – “She’s right, you don’t get an opinion… What percentage?”
Peter Quill – “I dunno… Twelve percent?”
Rocket Raccoon – “Twelve percent?” (Starts laughing)
Peter Quill – “That’s a fake laugh.”
Rocket Raccoon – “It’s real!”
Peter Quill – “Totally fake!”
Rocket Raccoon – “That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!”
Gamora – “It’s barely a concept.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Peter Quill – “You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Peter Quill – “There’s one other name you might know me by… Star Lord.”
Korath the Pursuer – “…Who?”
Peter Quill – “Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw.”
Peter Quill – “… Guys?”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Gamora – “I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.”
Peter Quill – “Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.”
Gamora – “…Who put the sticks up their butts?”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Kraglin – “What are you gonna do with your share?”
Nebula – “As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Every time my sister prevailed… my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won… again and again, and again, never once refraining. So, after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”
Kraglin – “Yeah… I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go “Ooh, that’s nice.””
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Peter Quill – “Dude. How long have you been standing there?”
Drax – “An hour.”
Peter Quill – “An hour?”
Gamora – “Are you serious?”
Drax – “I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… that I become invisible to the eye…”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Rhomann Dey – “They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.”
Denarian Saal – “What a bunch of a-holes.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Ego – “Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!”
Peter Quill – “What’s so wrong with that?”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Groot – “I am Groot.”
Peter Quill – “Well, that’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket Raccoon – “Well he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to “I” and “am” and “Groot,” exclusively in that order.”
Peter Quill – “Well, I tell you what, that’s gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Drax – “Ow! My nipples!”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Peter Quill – “How the hell is this dude still alive?”
Drax – “He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This… this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.”
Peter Quill – “I’m muscular.”
Rocket Raccoon – “Who are you kidding, Quill? You’re one sandwich away from fat.”
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Peter Quill – “You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.”
Rocket – “Oh, it won’t be my turd. It’ll be Drax’s.”
Drax – (Laughs) “I have famously huge turds.”
Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)
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Rocket Raccoon – “What did the galaxy ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?”
Peter Quill – “Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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Rocket Raccoon – “We’re the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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And finally…
Groot – “We are Groot.”
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
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